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| Registered: May 9, 2007 |  Posts: 137 |
| | Posted: | | | | Witness the truly worst movie moments ever. This definitely has made my day, couldn't stop laughing all the way & thought about sharing it with you all. Sit back and don't drink anything while watching it (trust me on this).  Oh, and pick the best... or worst of the bunch! | | | Funny, these cookies don't taste anything like Girl Scouts.
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| Registered: May 19, 2007 | Reputation:  |  Posts: 5,916 |
| | Posted: | | | | Transporter 2. The character realizes that he has a bomb attached to the bottom of his car. So he races along and hits a ramp jumping and barrow rolling his car a full 360 and while the bottom of the car is pointed towards the sky, a hook from a crane hits the bomb (and only the bomb) dislodging it from the car. The car continues it's roll to land wheels down and continue on. | | | | Last edited: by Dr. Killpatient |
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 | JonM | | Registered 28 Dec 2000 |
| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 343 |
| | Posted: | | | | That was great! But "Most Random Line"? What was wrong with it? One of my best lines that.  That scene and many others in both Transporter films was supposed to be that ridiculous. Bring it on! | | | Jon
"When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend."
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| Erin | | AKA 'PastorErin' |
| Registered: April 10, 2007 | | Posts: 68 |
| | Posted: | | | | I'm sorry to rain on anyone's parade (although I think there will be very few - if any - who could argue) but I think Alone in the Dark can claim the prize in almost every 'worst' category. The music, script, acting, CGI, stunts, cinematography, worst everything. |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 1,414 |
| | Posted: | | | | Star Trek V is pretty much the worst movie I've ever seen in every respect, and I've seen more than my share of utter crap. The campfire singalong made me walk out of the theater, which I've never done with any other movie. | | | | "This movie has warped my fragile little mind." |
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| Registered: May 19, 2007 | | Reputation: | | Posts: 5,916 |
| | Posted: | | | | You want bad? Really really bad?
Rent Vampire Assassins. You may find it at Blockbuster, that's where I did. But by all that is holy, don't buy it.
It's so bad that it's not even in the master database.
It may be best to host your own Mystery Science Theater with a bunch of friends expecting to make fun of a bad movie and get drunk first. You may last more than 10 minutes into the movie. |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Reputation: | | Posts: 13,199 |
| | Posted: | | | | I LOVED that most random line. Doesn't everybody throw that line into a conversation? | | | No dictator, no invader can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever.
There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom.
Against this power, governments and tyrants and armies cannot stand.
The Centauri learned this lesson once.
We will teach it to them again.
Though it take a thousand years, we will be free.
- Citizen G'Kar |
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| Registered: June 9, 2007 | | Posts: 1 |
| | Posted: | | | | Sorry none of these comes close the worst movie ever has to be Renaldo and Clara, a Bob Dylan film that is not just poorly acted, lacking in plot with poor visuals and distorted sound it also goes for over FOUR hours.
Utter crap!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078151/ |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 793 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting Unicus69: Quote:
I LOVED that most random line. Doesn't everybody throw that line into a conversation? Yeah, each time I want a good kick in my private parts. it's fitting too! |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | Reputation:  |  Posts: 3,432 |
| | Posted: | | | | Really funy video! Thanks, Sailor.
That shark wasn't really CGI though... It was awfully executed blue/green screen. | | | Achim [諾亞信； Ya-Shin//Nuo], a German in Taiwan.
Registered: May 29, 2000 (at InterVocative) |
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