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| Registered: March 10, 2007 |  Posts: 4,282 |
| | Posted: | | | | Sony and Toshiba, in a joint press release this morning anounced their immediate intention to set asside all differences and join forces to roll out all future releases on UMD. Manufacturing of DVDs, HD-DVDs, and BluRay discs halted today as plans to convert pressing plants to UMD production started implementation.
Sony's president Stan Glasgow, saying "we realized that sales of UMD had absolutely no way to go but up, so clearly that's a positive thing," announced that UMD would immediately replace all other media sales and manufacturing from Sony. "Besides," he added, "high definition is the future and we want to live in the here and now."
Microsoft's chairman Bill Gates announced in a hastily prepared release that Vista drivers for UMD are in the "late beta stages," apparently oblivious to the fact that UMD hardware for PCs does not exist.
Panasonic, Sharp, LG, and other high definition display manufacturers took a dive in off-market trading Sunday as industry analysts predicted a sharp decline in demand for HD TVs.
Still, at least the format war is over. | | | | Invelos Software, Inc. Representative | | | | Last edited: by Ken Cole |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 1,136 |
| | Posted: | | | | | | | Signature? We don't need no stinking... hang on, this has been done... blast [oooh now in Widescreen]
Ah... well you see.... I thought I'd say something more interesting... but cannot think of anything..... oh well
And to those of you who have disabled viewing of these signature files "hello" (or not) Registered: July 27, 2004 |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | Reputation:  | | Posts: 1,911 |
| | Posted: | | | | | | | | Signature banned: Reason out of date... |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 550 |
| | Posted: | | | | That's a good one  | | | Schultzy - http://www.michaelschultz.net
grenactics - The art of skillfully fraggin one’s opponent with the use of grenades or other compact explosive devices that are thrown by hand or projected. |
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| Registered: March 17, 2007 |  Posts: 82 |
| | Posted: | | | | | | | | Samsung UE55C6200, Yamaha RX-V2067, Xbox 360, PS3. |
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| Registered: March 29, 2007 |  Posts: 410 |
| | Posted: | | | | Still, at least the format war is over.  yeah right :D Good one Ken Cole  |
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  | Kevin | | Registered March 22, 2001 |
| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 609 |
| | Posted: | | | | Sorry Ken, didn't buy it for a minute.  |
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 | t001z | | Reg: January 30, 2005 |
| Registered: March 29, 2007 | | Posts: 103 |
| | Posted: | | | | Holy crap, I made it 2 lines into it thinking this is great... then realized it is not true. I am sooooo sad now, I think I will go cry for a while!  |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 21,610 |
| | Posted: | | | | Nice try, ken<BG>
Skip | | | ASSUME NOTHING!!!!!!
CBE, MBE, MoA and proud of it.
Outta here
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 793 |
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| Registered: March 14, 2007 | | Posts: 1,339 |
| | Posted: | | | | happy april fools ken | | | | -JoN |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 811 |
| | Posted: | | | | that's just TOO CRUEL ! |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | Reputation:  |  Posts: 2,590 |
| | Posted: | | | | It SOOOO reminded me of your April Fools' of a couple of years ago, I didn't believe it for one second Ken, kudos for trying though!  | | | In the end; Winning is the only safety.
Kerr Avon
Blakes 7 Series 4, Ep. Blake. |
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| Registered: March 16, 2007 | | Posts: 405 |
| | Posted: | | | | This might have come across as more believable if Ken hadn't used UMD as the new universal format.  | | | | My Collection!!! |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 693 |
| | Posted: | | | | Wishful thinking ...  | | | | October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York. |
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